i am sans a computer for one to two weeks. the v key fell off! apparently this "key" has either other super powers i am not aware of or makes the body unlock from the screen.
pat(a poor boy who loves me)(4:23:25 PM): What happened?
bee(me, a wicked creature) (4:23:39 PM): a key fell off
p (4:24:28 PM): Your laptop?
b (4:24:54 PM): yessir! the v key
p(4:25:20 PM): The v key?
p(4:25:29 PM): *clueless*
b (4:25:43 PM): the key
b (4:25:46 PM): i push down
b (4:25:58 PM): to make a v
p (4:26:25 PM): What does the key unlock?
p (4:26:33 PM): Your screen from the body?
b (4:26:40 PM): wha?
p (4:27:00 PM): I just don't know what the purpose of this key is.
b(4:27:18 PM): i really dont know how to simplify it any more
p (4:27:55 PM): What does it do?
p(4:28:05 PM): Besides make a v when pushed down?
anyone have any ideas on the magic that is the v key?
The v key is the key to the cookie factory. It must be. That's the only magick that comes to mind at the moment. *shakes fist at that system that counts the points*
ReplyDeleteOh, I remember this guy. People used to come for miles around to see "The Boy Who Doesn't Know What The V Key Does." I remember in summers we put him on a tent in the green and charged sixpence for two minutes pointing and laughing.
ReplyDeleteAlways wondered what happened to him.
i think the magic...
ReplyDeleteis that you are the brownie all along!
oh wait, thats the story of the brownie.
I shared this with the Johnman, and he said:
ReplyDeleteMan, I miss Farscape.
Einstein: Time.
Crichton: Flies.
Einstein: Time.
Crichton: Bandits.
Einstein: Time.
Crichton: Wounds all heels.
Einstein: Time.
Crichton: (Singing) Rosemary and-
Einstein: Time?
Crichton: (Solemnly) Time ends.
^ far from the weirdest exchange on that show
P.S. I have not seen Farscape except like one episode.
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